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  • Number of visits : 977
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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holagranola's favorite FMLs

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

#17858787
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23791) - you deserved it (2170)

On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

#17839244
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (2147)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

#17804369
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21909) - you deserved it (2582)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

#17736251
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33864) - you deserved it (1972)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm - health - by skitzobiatch69 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (3038)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (9266)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23153) - you deserved it (4598)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

#17518682
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9732) - you deserved it (24202)

On 08/19/2011 at 11:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34480) - you deserved it (2404)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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