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holagranola
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About holagranola : I never know what to write for these things.... haha. But I'm a fair bit taller than the average Canadian woman at 5'11". I absolutely love music! I play piano, flute, fiddle, guitar and I also sing. My favorite musicians are Gregory and the Hawk, Relient K and John Prine. Well, I hope you weren't completely disappointed by my profile, bye :)

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Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

#17804369
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17415) - you deserved it (1835)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

#17736251
130 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm - health - by skitzobiatch69 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

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168 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
175 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

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287 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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On 08/19/2011 at 11:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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