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hoffmanam
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About hoffmanam : whatsup I'm Alex. I play volleyball, tennis, and golf. I love to listen to music and read some fmls. I love UNC basketball. If you wanna chat, message me

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

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