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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 326
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hoepants0227 : Blah.
I am 18, and a first year student in college. Live in super small town Iowa.

The username is a joke, my friends were all calling each names and that's what I got. I'm not a hoe, far from it.
Any other questions just ask:)

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