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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1029
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hkhan24 : This place is the perfect site to visit if you ever find yourself asking the question, "How could things possibly get any worse?"

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Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (3065)

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