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  • Title : Mister
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About hkhan24 : This place is the perfect site to visit if you ever find yourself asking the question, "How could things possibly get any worse?"

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Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML


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