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Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text: "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24509) - you deserved it (1906)

On 08/05/2012 at 3:49am - kids - by daughter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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