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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 275
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hirux : Well, I'm from Tennessee and I'm in the US Navy. I got rid of my southern accent because I didn't like it so where as I may still say y'all... I don't have the same country twang to it.

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Today, a customer came in who only spoke Spanish. I speak Spanish rather well so I helped the customer. She ended up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got written up because not speaking English apparently "has the potential be offensive to other customers if they are not able to understand you". FML


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