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hintza
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 February 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML

#17509957
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18154) - you deserved it (5987)

On 08/18/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by princessbbee - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10637) - you deserved it (29374)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

#17203545
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28093) - you deserved it (2150)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

#16812310
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21245) - you deserved it (1998)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

#16144960
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15546) - you deserved it (26612)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by ClearOne (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28039) - you deserved it (9218)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I had an allergic reaction to cranberry juice. The only reason I was drinking cranberry juice was to help with a bladder infection. Now I'm covered in what looks like a rash and peeing constantly. FML

#15768442
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26004) - you deserved it (2713)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:34am - health - by Arghh (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

#15576285
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13777) - you deserved it (21417)

On 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by nicky (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML

#15106533
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21920) - you deserved it (5016)

On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6864) - you deserved it (93414)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

#14554421
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23064) - you deserved it (3478)

On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

#13592451
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38152) - you deserved it (3681)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML

#12838070
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23393) - you deserved it (8706)

On 08/31/2010 at 12:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML

#12530791
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25078) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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