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himitsusj
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60703) - you deserved it (5970)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52599) - you deserved it (4114)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10664) - you deserved it (57544)

On 05/06/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by ElamentalAngel - United Kingdom