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About himiranda : i'm always cold and I laugh at everything.
i enjoy being out at night and reading.
i'm pretty chillll!
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, it was the first day of my job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up and had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled "Oh my god, your face!" Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark and now he won't stop crying. FML
Monday 18 August 2014