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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 715
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About himiranda : i'm always cold and I laugh at everything.
i enjoy being out at night and reading.
i'm pretty chillll!

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Today, it was the first day of my job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up and had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled "Oh my god, your face!" Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark and now he won't stop crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37093) - you deserved it (13418)

On 09/08/2009 at 12:42am - kids - by GhettoBeast (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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