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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 398
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hilox3 : I am 15 and I love music. It is my life. I love this website and I have many FML moments every day that I am more than glad to share with people.

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Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together fir almost a year, but have not been on a real date cuz I am too damn scared of her family. FML

#8913654
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On 03/08/2010 at 3:33am - love - by imafrickenidiot - Sent from mobile version

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I was telling a new friend of mine about boyfriend!! I told her his name andhere he is from!! She interrupted me and says "Yeah looool drives a bighite truck, rides drt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated 4 four years!! FML

#8807543
109 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm - love - by WhiteLiar (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breast had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-consciou about them... but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra cummed off... the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
164 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, I was making out lyk a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

#8769205
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved

Today... after finalizing my divorce... I decidd to go out with a guy I had been ogling 4 months... after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar... I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment... his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

#8741180
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On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I ad just finisad riding my bika wan I ran into ta girl I am sacratly in lova wit!! Wila I walkad ovar to ar I got an araction troug my spandax biking sorts!! FML

#8730305
178 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WENT TO THE PHYSICIAN TO CHECK MY REAR BECAUSE IT WAS HURTING. MY USUAL DOCTOR WASN'T AVAILABLE, SO HE WAS REPLACED BY A GORGEOU WOMAN WITH BIG CLEAVAGE. WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS, SHE SAW THAT I HAD A HUGE HARD ON. FML

#8726872
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On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday.. . I Saw Boobs.. . In Person.. . 4 Te First Time . Too Bad Tey Were Ma Mom's And I'm 27 . FML

#8664737
257 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday ma moter walked in on ma boyfriend licking wipped cream off ma nipples. FML

#8663511
369 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

today I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit . I politely knocked on the door and there was no answer . Fearing that something had happened I violently broke down the door to fine my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex . FML

#8643603
178 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , AS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING MAH BOYFRIEND HEAD , HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "EAT THAT COCKMEAT SANDWICH." HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TURN ON. FML

#8612395
205 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with friend's cousin!! After trying to stick his finger up butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me!! I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success!! I ended up having to call friend to help me!! FML

Today, my friend an I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walkd at least a mile from our parking space an stood in line fir two hours. My friend was supposd to have the ticket in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. real FML

#6626630
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On 12/06/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by musiclover (woman) - United States (Florida)



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