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About hikatie : uh, I hate cold weather and I like old stuff

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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80547) - you deserved it (29488)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76923) - you deserved it (4129)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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