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hiitisbrooke

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hiitisbrookehiitisbrooke
  • Town/Country : Cleveland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1326
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About hiitisbrooke : hola yo yo i'm brooke. user since 2008

hiitisbrooke's page activity

Visits<b>Joshoa123</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Ironmayhem</b> - 9 hours ago<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 8:22pm<b>love_faith16</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:22am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 5:49pm<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 5:38pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:50pm<b>alexander_e</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:26am<b>Liimbix</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:41am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:55am<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 2:26am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 6:17pm<b>ShannonBitt</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:57pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 3:30pm<b>mintlegendary</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:33pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:37am<b>daddysgirl243</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:30am<b>NoBothersForMe</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:20am

Fucked!<b>love_faith16</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 8:22am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Liimbix</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:35am<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:54am<b>MRP360</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:32pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 10:39am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:45am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:35am<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:11am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:59am<b>CoopsShea</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:33am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:02am<b>apineapple</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 4:28am<b>Bassist_Ibanez</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:52am<b>gary8082</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:43am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:39am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:10am<b>NoName011</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:05am

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hiitisbrooke's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

#21458398
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23826) - you deserved it (3614)

On 08/20/2015 at 8:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, after working incredibly hard to get into college without having to take out loans, classes started. I was told we'll need a $200 piece of software, and we'll fail without it. There's no way I can afford it. FML

#21458353
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24266) - you deserved it (1930)

On 08/20/2015 at 3:21am - misc - by NotCollegeBound (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

#21458335
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21714) - you deserved it (2178)

On 08/20/2015 at 2:02am - love - by Catsfordays - United States (California)

Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "ew". FML

#20832005
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45318) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/11/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by ew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63552) - you deserved it (9608)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

#20626789
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47073) - you deserved it (3244)

On 04/28/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by lonesome - Canada

Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML

#20626669
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51591) - you deserved it (4208)

On 04/28/2013 at 12:29am - money - by need_cash_now (man) - United States

Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy bears explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML

#20471562
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31640) - you deserved it (3615)

On 01/21/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend in the bathroom, we heard a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

#20053940
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24271) - you deserved it (12864)

On 09/02/2012 at 11:38am - intimacy - by scot - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML

#20053572
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19449) - you deserved it (4380)

On 09/02/2012 at 2:27am - health - by CC - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15444) - you deserved it (35823)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

#18928299
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10607) - you deserved it (34218)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

#18872855
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10993) - you deserved it (27183)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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