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hiitisbrooke
  • Town/Country : ?, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hiitisbrooke : I'm pretty sexy yknow

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Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2503) - you deserved it (8549)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2858) - you deserved it (6434)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

#18872810 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (8219) - you deserved it (898)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12346) - you deserved it (1273)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India