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hiihannahhx
  • Town/Country : lamest place ever, united states :]
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 June 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2416
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says "What's a pronoun?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46203) - you deserved it (7884)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (228741) - you deserved it (19506)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (72661) - you deserved it (13854)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)