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hi_there4397

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hi_there4397 : I always try to make my day less suckier than the last:)

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Today , I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch , looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit , an let it inside my house to fine me. We went looking for said rabbit , an found my dog halfway through eating it. real FML

#21136990
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52703) - you deserved it (4920)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period... an that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking an ended up puking in the toilet. mega FML

#20980652
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43983) - you deserved it (11449)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

TODAY WHILE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AN ANGRY CUSTOMER CALLD ASKING FIR HIS MONEY BACK. APPARENTLY WE'D PUT 6 CHEESEBURGERS IN HIS BAG INSTEAD OF 5 HE ATE THEM ALL AN NOW FEELS SICK. FML

Today... I decided to try LSD with a few friend in a safe environment. As an artist... I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic painting and had all my supplie set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the ( evil easel ) and never even touched my canvas. FML

#20930479
332 comments

Today, my boyfriand's dad said ha'd givan my boyfriand £100 to taka ma out 4 a maal last night and ha hopad I'd anjoyad it!! Last night my boyfriand and I want to pizza hut, sharad a pizza and split tha bill!! Turns out my boyfriand had simply pockatad tha monay without talling anyona!! FML

#20903132
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45586) - you deserved it (3583)

On 10/01/2013 at 8:32am - love - by hmmm (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

today ma boyfriend an I were aving sex wen is condom cummed off inside of me. We couldn't get it out so I ad to tell ma mom wo didn't know we were sexually active an ten go to te ER. After an unsuccessful visit we cummed ome only to find te condom in ma seets. mega FML

#20889434
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51142) - you deserved it (34395)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60091) - you deserved it (3932)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today... I donated blood for the first time. I'm completely healthy an after waiting the appropriate amount of time I left... feeling fine. That is until I went out to eat with mah family an hour later an passed out in front of thehole restaurant. FML

#20724782
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35447) - you deserved it (3695)

On 06/14/2013 at 12:39am - health - by hi_there4397 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah guidance counselor told me that I'll have to join mah school's special education needs sector. This is because I can't attend school properly due to chronic issues with severe pain. So much for looool mah 3.9 GPA and bieng in the top 5% of mah class. FML

#20632758
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47598) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/30/2013 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

I was at mah boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her 4 the frst time . I excusd myself to the restroom and as I walkd out of the room I hered her say, "You could do a lot better . She's fat." Then I hered mah boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

#20511747
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46365) - you deserved it (5118)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after being in the hospital fir 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, mah girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me an send me straight back home. real FML

#20511268
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (2602)

On 02/17/2013 at 8:28pm - love - by noname - United States (New York)

Today, 4 the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML

#20503939
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26008) - you deserved it (2689)

On 02/12/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by likearacehorse (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WAS DRAGGD TO A SUPER BOWL PARTY. WHILE THERE, THE HOST'S KID THREW 3 CUPS OF APPLE SAUCE AT MY FEET,HICH THEN EXPLODD AND COVERD MY JEANS. 10 MINUTES LATER, THE HOST'S WIFE ANNOUNCD THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH TWINS. ALL I COULD COME UP WITH WAS, "YOU'RE MAKING MORE!?" FML

#20492510
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34378) - you deserved it (5934)

On 02/04/2013 at 12:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)



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