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Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (2761)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:00am - misc - by Eggs (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML

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On 10/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by Dor51 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)



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