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Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML

#20102066
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13210) - you deserved it (1356)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

#20101904
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (2077)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML

#20093311
85 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 7:16am - love - by kfenton - United States

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

#20075932
102 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25am - health - by Missusluv313 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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