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Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML


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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML


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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML


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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML


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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

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