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heyitsrachel
  • Town/Country : Plainview, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 November 1991 (21 years)
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Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15732) - you deserved it (4317)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version



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