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Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (27210)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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