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About heygirlie777 : My username is really stupid, I know. I don't know what I was thinking. FML is where I read about A) idiots B) people who are just really unfortunate.
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Today , as I was about to leave fir work , mah 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear an pink cowboy boots . He threw his hands in the air , yelled , ( BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE , ) promptly threw up an passed out in it .
Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML
Today... I have a heret condition that causes migraines an fainting... so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke... so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines... I should avoid salt. mega FML
Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML
Today... I decidd to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all fir little kids. When I checkd back later... mah post had been editd into me tearfully coming out of the closet... and some guy had said he'd passd mah details on to Anonymous. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a babby girl. She smild and laughd at my co-worker. When she saw me, she startd screaming and crying. FML
Today..!! mah boyfriend an I broke up after three yeres!! I cummed home an when mah dad asked wat was wrong..!! I told him!! His frst reaction was..!! "Well damn it!! Who'll go fishing with me now?" real FML
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