About heygirlie777 : My username is really stupid, I know. I don't know what I was thinking. FML is where I read about A) idiots B) people who are just really unfortunate.
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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my kitten made it snow inside my house using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML
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On 01/25/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart and it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML
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On 01/25/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by really?!? - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML
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On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
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On 01/23/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by goodlord12 (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost to the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 2:02pm - misc - by tired - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)
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