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  • Town/Country : Århus, Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 May 1995 (18 years)
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Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21302) - you deserved it (3438)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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520 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25084) - you deserved it (40493)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (525183) - you deserved it (318345)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (460287) - you deserved it (571886)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (987785) - you deserved it (78569)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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