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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27396) - you deserved it (4794)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30084) - you deserved it (53470)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1156703) - you deserved it (115904)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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