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hey_it_happens
  • Town/Country : phoenix az, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 821
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hey_it_happens : love to travel and to have fun. i you want to chat my email is simplestthing08@live.com

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Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML

#1051397
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79833) - you deserved it (4261)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be I found a note. It said "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46341) - you deserved it (8462)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by jacked (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40284) - you deserved it (132847)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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