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Today I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good an it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl an he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by stupidgirlll - United States (Florida)

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

2DAY I FINALLY HAD SEX WITH A GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING FIR OVER A MONTH. BEFORE WE GOT STARTED SHE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE SHE COULD HANDLE THAT. SO AFTER WE FINISHED I ASKED HERHAT KIND OF BIRTH CONTROL SHE USED. SHE SAID SHE MEDITATED. FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by UrbanCass (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I WAS VISITING MY FRIEND'S NEW HOUSE AND HE WAS SHOWING ME AROUND. I SAW A SMALL DOOR IN THE WALL AND DECIDED TO OPEN IT. WHEN I OPENED IT, HIS DAUGHTER WAS HIDING IN THERE AND SCREAMED TO SCARE ME. NOW I KNOW MY SCREAM IS MORE HIGH PITCHED THAN HIS DAUGHTER'S. I'M A 37 YEAR OLD MALE. FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends . I was a little buzzed an had to pee so bad . I rushed into the bathroom an as I sat down I felt a squish on mah upper thigh . Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat . FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by feelinnauseous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends . I was a little buzzed an had to pee so bad . I rushed into the bathroom an as I sat down I felt a squish on mah upper thigh . Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat . FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by feelinnauseous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady cummed to mah register to return a pair ofhite pants. I asked herhat was wrong with them an she replied "evenhen I had underwear on u could still see mah pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was playing a medieval game wit ma broter... wen e took all of is caracter's clots off an said... "Let's ave sex!" I lookd at im an said... "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns an looks at me... smiling an says... "But in te game!" I am a 19 year old grl. He is 12.

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On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in the cafeteriahen I noticed a new worker cleaning a table!! As I passed her, she looked up an smiled at me!! Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes an smiled back!! She looked hurt an continued working!! Later, she served me my lunch!! She was actually cross-eyed!!

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On 06/10/2009 at 3:42pm - work - by crosseyed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Taday I was alone in mah friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in mah head all day so I decidd to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I hered a noise outside an saw mah friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walkd into te batroom an found ma looool sister cleaning er vibrator. Wit ma tootbrus. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was playing paintballhen I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and happy sacks area from 4 feet away then runs off. He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Woody - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to tell a grl I liked she couldn't sleep over cuz I live with mah parents. I'm 24. big fat FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)



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