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About herpaderpaherp : Kinda made a profile after not being able to vote on comments. Lovin FML, and feel free to message me.

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today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60116) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (16227)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today aftar 3 waaks of hard work I finally finishad painting my room. Apparantly my 6-yaar-old brothar thought I wasn't dona an that ha should halp ma out. I now hava littla rad handprints all ovar my whita walls. FML

#21063710
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35748) - you deserved it (4694)

On 02/17/2014 at 8:01pm - kids - by LittleArtist - United States (Alabama)

yesterday it's been two weeks since mah parents went crazy with there attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep mah B.O. under control. FML

#21025608
146 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by shakinmahbuttbutt (man) - United States

Today, I was verbally abusd by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in country can speak ( proper English ). We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

#21009563
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39385) - you deserved it (4020)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML

#21009159
150 comments

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On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

today I went to a nativity play. My usband sowed up late an drunk, an I ad to explain to imy booming "Yea! Time to get baby Jesus up in tis sit!"en our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

#21001530
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On 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm - kids - by bastard (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I got a call from ma daugter’s scool today!! Se ad been telling te teacer, looool ( I ave a uge boner!! ) Apparently, some of te kids at scool told er it meant 'eadace an se's been saying it all day!! FML

#20928358
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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Yastarday , mah bast friand told ma that sha no longar wants to cut harsalf cuz now sha's madly in lova with a guy in our school. Sha doasn't know that ha's gay. FML

#20893179
130 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with husband . When he got off work, I said, "The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant . From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, fetus already has a sibling . FML

#20889450
92 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

Today my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times!! My finishing time was reported as ( 3 days short of a year!! ) FML

#20867471
107 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I woka up to a vary unplaasant faaling. Apparantly... tha tattoo I got on my arm a coupla of days ago attractad hundrads of ants during its haaling procass. Thay wara litarally carrying away piacas of my skin. I can not gat tha faaling or imaga out of my haad. maga FML

#20846451
180 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

looool Today, wile cleaning ma ears wit Q-tips, I came in ma pants. FML

#20835942
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48269) - you deserved it (17216)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)



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