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herpaderpaherp
  • Town/Country : Fairfax, Virginia, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About herpaderpaherp : Kinda made a profile after not being able to vote on comments. Lovin FML

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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

#20649343
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44132) - you deserved it (9430)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML

#20570035
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52717) - you deserved it (4236)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

#20540243
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24710) - you deserved it (37125) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

#20529387
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38126) - you deserved it (4756)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

#20526426
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19488) - you deserved it (4791) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/28/2013 at 8:55pm - health - by JimiHendrix (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

#20516811
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4980) - you deserved it (32867)

On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

#20024660
493 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6857) - you deserved it (107148)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10284) - you deserved it (22458)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16126) - you deserved it (32353)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18142) - you deserved it (4758)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9140) - you deserved it (85406)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML

#7568071
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3914) - you deserved it (20502)

On 01/25/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by lala (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30937) - you deserved it (1915)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

#3967657
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61122) - you deserved it (3615)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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