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  • Birth Date : Friday 9 November 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 749
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hermitknut : I prefer to remain an enigma. >.> Nah, I have an LJ account and a twitter, same username. Userpic is by http://likealight.livejournal.com. Evening all.

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Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
107 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
207 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

#13900927
154 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

#13241272
79 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 9:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
251 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML

#8719184
79 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

#6459565
31 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML

#5361987
194 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 7:19pm - animals - by 909 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
200 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was doing laundry at college. There was a pile of clothes sitting on top of a dryer, but the dryer was empty so I used it. I came back to a note saying, "Don't touch my laundry, asshole" and a dryer filled with urine soaked laundry. FML

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

#5103491
154 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27217) - you deserved it (59780)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)



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