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  • Town/Country : Lahore, Pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1984 (30 years)
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Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

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On 01/12/2011 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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