Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

herevgoagain

Search for a member

herevgoagain

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1984 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 386
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

herevgoagain's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:44pm<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 3:15pm

herevgoagain's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

herevgoagain's favorite FMLs

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

#14575299
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26272) - you deserved it (5146)

On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19654) - you deserved it (34134)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27776) - you deserved it (12143)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

#14553118
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16133) - you deserved it (36906)

On 01/12/2011 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: