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herestoforever23
  • Town/Country : Buffalo, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 August 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 163
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About herestoforever23 : My name is Megan.

I want to save the world.

karma.

My picture is a car in my house. FML.

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909 (383)

I agree, your life sucks (140171) - you deserved it (19180)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (157405) - you deserved it (18683)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96635) - you deserved it (16769)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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