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Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML


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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML


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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML


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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

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