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Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13687) - you deserved it (5677)
On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32788) - you deserved it (2346)
On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam
Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML
I agree, your life sucks (19584) - you deserved it (2380)
On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21525) - you deserved it (1547)
On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20047) - you deserved it (5239)
On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32864) - you deserved it (488558)
On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
I agree, your life sucks (753773) - you deserved it (63736)
On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
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