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  • Number of visits : 1604
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hempat : i am a big fan of FML. Lots of funny stories, some hard to believe. I like chatting, so send me a message.

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Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

#13446439
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19735) - you deserved it (7648)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
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I agree, your life sucks (41330) - you deserved it (3361)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

#13430217
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On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
97 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1156965) - you deserved it (115922)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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