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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 42
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Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23806) - you deserved it (2945)

On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40936) - you deserved it (5628)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8791) - you deserved it (48868)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)



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