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helluva
  • Town/Country : Tempelhof-Schöneberg, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1772
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About helluva : Save the world from destruction, become a man like Albert Schweitzer, be a fireman, escape from Alcatraz, travel to the Moon and walk on Mars. If I can Dream it or imagine it, then I can do it too. Sometimes when the alarm rings in the morning I'm not completely sure if I'm awake hearing the alarm ringing , or asleep dreaming that it's ringing and that another day is about to begin. Luckily I'm not the only one to think like this, the Taoist Chaung Tzu who live in the 4th century BC, mentioned a similar story of a man who was asleep and dreamed that he was a butterfly. when he woke up he was unsure as to whether he was a butterfly who'd dreamed he was a man, or a man who'd dreamed he was a butterfly.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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