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hellokittyrainbo
  • Town/Country : Wichita, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1705
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hellokittyrainbo : Yeah my user name is stupid...

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Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

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185 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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157 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
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On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

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95 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

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On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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174 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Eeeek (woman) - Bulgaria (Varna)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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228 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
289 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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198 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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