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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1940 (74 years)
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30331) - you deserved it (3289)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

#19393647
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23001) - you deserved it (1996)

On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

#19369519
119 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML

#19354471
102 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML

#19352166
112 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by JC (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

#19279309
115 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 9:32pm - misc - by solyana vr1 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

#19237807
106 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

#19207312
149 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 3:06am - health - by bannana0zoom - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

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51 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

#19195188
92 comments

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On 03/01/2012 at 11:17am - health - by cmoney6452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002
141 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

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179 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
121 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
246 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada



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