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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1940 (74 years)
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About hellaflushfa5 : La hente esta mu loca, wtf

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Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," and degenerated into him muttering over the audio about "those fucking commies." FML

#19699093
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17940) - you deserved it (1625)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by joanne (woman) - United States

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

#19678491
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21311) - you deserved it (1781)

On 05/25/2012 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML

#19678152
84 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

#19633395
119 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML

#19629864
129 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML

#19600497
169 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 11:34pm - misc - by I Don't Exorcise - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML

#19557146
143 comments

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On 05/01/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

#19552078
221 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
253 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML

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80 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm - misc - by AndyAnonymous (man) - United States

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

#19517989
212 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

#19434317
91 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
212 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)



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