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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 464
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heliraptor : Too shy for real world social contact.. I will talk to you if you talk to me, though. As everyone seems to have more elaborate descriptions, I'll go on :p I'm a grammar/spelling Nazi. Don't hate me, things like that just bother me to no end. Sorry. I'm vegetarian, have been for over 4 years now. Hopefully going back to being vegan after I get a job, though! Hmmm, I do analog photography. Ich spreche Deutsch, aber nicht gut. I like punk, metal, and electronic music, and I've recently been really obsessed with psy & goa trance. It's awesome (: I don't really know what else to say, talk to me if ya want to know anything else. As long as you're not a creeper or an asshole, we'll get along fine. So yeah, talk to me. You know you want to. You do. Seriously. I'm lonely on here.

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