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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heliraptor : Too shy for real world social contact.. I will talk to you if you talk to me, though. As everyone seems to have more elaborate descriptions, I'll go on :p I'm a grammar/spelling Nazi. Don't hate me, things like that just bother me to no end. Sorry. I'm vegetarian, have been for over 4 years now. Hopefully going back to being vegan after I get a job, though! Hmmm, I do analog photography. Ich spreche Deutsch, aber nicht gut. I like punk, metal, and electronic music, and I've recently been really obsessed with psy & goa trance. It's awesome (: I don't really know what else to say, talk to me if ya want to know anything else. As long as you're not a creeper or an asshole, we'll get along fine. So yeah, talk to me. You know you want to. You do. Seriously. I'm lonely on here.

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Visits<b>Misfitsfitin</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - yesterday at 8:53pm<b>Dingodile</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 12:02am<b>jgPepsi</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:50pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 12:24am<b>Deltvx</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:56am<b>EpicJackman</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 11:31pm<b>bps315</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 11:38pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 5:35pm<b>Letsgobarbie</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 12:07am<b>Nailpolishaholic</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:55pm<b>ashhhllleeeyyy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:34pm<b>jomar_19</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:53pm<b>Sobe_1900</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:46am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:18pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:25am<b>Imacutiez</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 5:39pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:00pm

Fucked!<b>Misfitsfitin</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 1:14am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 11:35pm<b>jomar_19</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 3:53am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:18pm

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