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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26545) - you deserved it (4421)

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