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heffastera

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heffastera

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 882
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heffastera : Been reading FML for a long time now. There really isn't a better way to kill time. Half of the fun is seeing how seriously people take it.

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Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (26112)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

#21373326
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31295) - you deserved it (2271)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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