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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 971
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hecallsmedarlin : Living my life day by day with the most fantastic man in the world! :)

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