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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 10:07am - intimacy - by mom2010 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by mugged (woman) - Germany (Hessen)
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 8:32am - love - by A. nonymous -
Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 9:01pm - love - by blahblah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 9:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 6:43pm - misc - by wingless_angel_7 (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbor, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by nickyboy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by erpuchi (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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On 11/18/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by kylie (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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