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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 415
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25963) - you deserved it (3986)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11037) - you deserved it (171370)

On 06/04/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Unluggee (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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339 comments

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79610) - you deserved it (448948)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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