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Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27422) - you deserved it (4735)

On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML


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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML


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On 09/12/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents decided I was old enough to know that my mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares. She's a screamer. FML


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On 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by UGH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

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