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headcurse
  • Town/Country : New Brunswick, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 April 1978 (35 years)
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Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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