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headcurse
  • Town/Country : New Brunswick, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1978 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 195
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About headcurse : Working and Schooling. Working and Schooling.

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Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36691) - you deserved it (14925)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (268313) - you deserved it (24541)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)