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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 500
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8716) - you deserved it (105603)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67845) - you deserved it (7614)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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