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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 668
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY , I MET A GIRLHO'S THEHOLE PACKAGE: BRAINS , BEAUTY , SHARD INTERESTS , GREAT PERSONALITY , SINGLE , AN INTO ME . TOO BAD I MARRID MY BITCHY , DEPRESSIVE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIENDHO SAID SHE'D KILL HERSELF IF I DIDN'T . SOMETIMES , SHE STILL TELLS ME SHE'LL DO IT IF WE DIVORCE . I BELIEVE HER . FML

#6677904
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45762) - you deserved it (21838)

On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38882) - you deserved it (4029)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Told Mah Boyfriend How Happy I Was With Him. He Responded By Pulling Down His Pants And Slapping His Ass. I Have No Idea Wat That Was Supposed To Mean. Fat FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (5397)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I startad talking to a friand about how ha naads to stop ovarraacting and gatting angry vary aasily. Ha kickad sand up in tha air, and it cummad back into his ayas. Ha startad gatting angry, and whan I told him this is what I was talking about, ha hit ma in tha nosa. FML

#6268731
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26640) - you deserved it (6786)

On 11/12/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by angrymadman3542342 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48605) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I went on a blind date with a guyho talked about himself in the 3rd person . Seriously . mega FML

#5219515
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46104) - you deserved it (5879)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I realizd that the shorts I have been wereing all day say ( Juicy ) on the ass . My name is John looool . FML

#5136850
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12641) - you deserved it (48437)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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