About hazer : Before FML, I thought that schadenfreude was that fetish porn my neighbour mail ordered from Germany.
hazer's FML badges
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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hazer's favorite FMLs
by lame / 10/20/2009 at 10:04am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/20/2009 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got pulled over for going 85mph in a 60mph zone on a highway in the Everglades. There were cars passing both the cop and me as I was being pulled over. The cop decided I was easiest to catch since I was the slowest of the bunch even though the other cars were topping 100mph. FML
by tracey / 10/19/2009 at 5:12pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by kierstin / 10/19/2009 at 11:54am / United States (Nevada) / Love
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