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hazer
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1444
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hazer : Before FML, I thought that schadenfreude was that fetish porn my neighbour mail ordered from Germany.

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hazer's favorite FMLs

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

#5911191
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32819) - you deserved it (6321)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

#5910203
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40291) - you deserved it (5295)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got pulled over for going 85mph in a 60mph zone on a highway in the Everglades. There were cars passing both the cop and me as I was being pulled over. The cop decided I was easiest to catch since I was the slowest of the bunch even though the other cars were topping 100mph. FML

#5899039
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31292) - you deserved it (14431)

On 10/19/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by tracey (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

#5895031
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (5899)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:54am - love - by kierstin (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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