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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 249
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hazemcnasty : I'm awesome

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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hazemcnasty's favorite FMLs

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97996) - you deserved it (11352)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30407) - you deserved it (8141)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121802) - you deserved it (6310)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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