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hazemcnasty
  • Town/Country : Paradise, United states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 186
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92420) - you deserved it (10330)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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