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hazemcnasty

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hazemcnasty

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hazemcnasty : I'm awesome

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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hazemcnasty's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

#21308108
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (5844)

On 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by come on man (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99918) - you deserved it (11663)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30559) - you deserved it (8159)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124874) - you deserved it (6510)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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