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hazelmango
  • Town/Country : Perth, WA, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 January 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13788) - you deserved it (30827)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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194 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

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248 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:59am - health - by vaalcrawford - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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