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hawk16
  • Town/Country : Florence, South Carolina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 January 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About hawk16 : Imma Carolina Girl, i love to text, and talk and meeting new people.

Money Money Money on my mind!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
(I'm the girl)


Email- ashlyhawk@aol.com

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Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

#2885817
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43782) - you deserved it (3257)

On 06/14/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Coolkid. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

#2865123
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41651) - you deserved it (2098)

On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

#2791177
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7937) - you deserved it (62386)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

#2791177
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7937) - you deserved it (62386)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76481) - you deserved it (4912)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

#2736001
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76481) - you deserved it (4912)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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