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Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36039) - you deserved it (61287)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28130) - you deserved it (13991)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30275) - you deserved it (5454)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version



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