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Muhrr. The name's Heather. I'm a midwest gal but I don't much like winter- my favorite parts of it are probably Christmas, hot cocoa with the little marshmallows, and mittens. I was going to school for a double major in Criminal Justice and Political Science with a double minor in Biology and International Relations, but had to take some time off so now I'm just working to save up money so I can return in the fall. I'll be moving to Nashville in about a month and I'm pretty darned excited about it. =}
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Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14957) - you totally deserved it (29295)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13272) - you totally deserved it (5862)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - France (Ile-de-France)

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Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15152) - you totally deserved it (2365)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - France (Ile-de-France)

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