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hassi128
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, PA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1991 (22 years)
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Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
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I agree, your life sucks (8004) - you deserved it (54062)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

#15
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14989) - you deserved it (77303)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

#11
118 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (63690)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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